Arnie von Kratzenhammer shouldn’t have died in that bike crash. People have collisions every day. Just watch America’s Funniest Home videos.
But Arnie didn’t have friends. He was labeled socially awkward by doctors. Well, he did have one friend. He called her “Okay Google Now” She was always there for him. When he wanted to become interesting he asked her to show him interesting people.
Evil Knievel was interesting. People loved him. So Arnie strapped two old firecracker rockets to his bicycle.
The likelihood of a bicycle killing Arnie was 9,999,999 to 1. But the softball-sized aneurism in his brain was 1 in 10,000,000.